Friday, May 11, 2007
Give the Devil His Due
The Republicans can't do much about Osama bin Laden or Mullah Omar. They were unable to find WMDs in Iraq. They couldn't lay their hands on enough soldiers to finish the job in Iraq or Afganistan. They can't even locate enough money to take care of the nation's wounded veterans, but you'll be relieved to know they do have a plan to oppose "Satan’s plan to destroy the U.S. by stealth invasion.”
The resolution to fight Satan in the in the air, land and sea, and if necessary in the streets, was introduced at last month’s Utah Republican Convention by Legislative District 65 Chairman Don Larsen.
“Whereas,” Larsen's resolution reads, “in order for Satan to establish his ‘New World Order’ and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the Scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.”
Unfortunately, when it came time for a vote to protect our shores from Satan, the Republicans couldn't find enough delegates for a quorum, either.
It must have been happy hour.
Read more at the Americans United for Separation of Church and State Wall of Separation blog.
The resolution to fight Satan in the in the air, land and sea, and if necessary in the streets, was introduced at last month’s Utah Republican Convention by Legislative District 65 Chairman Don Larsen.
“Whereas,” Larsen's resolution reads, “in order for Satan to establish his ‘New World Order’ and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the Scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.”
Unfortunately, when it came time for a vote to protect our shores from Satan, the Republicans couldn't find enough delegates for a quorum, either.
It must have been happy hour.
Read more at the Americans United for Separation of Church and State Wall of Separation blog.
