Wednesday, March 28, 2007


Humans and dinosaurs lived on Earth at the same time according to the new Creation Museum that will open soon near Cincinnati.

Visitors to Ken Ham's new Creation Museum will learn that "Tyrannosaurus Rex was a strict vegetarian and lived with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden," according to Andy Mead of the Lexington Herald-Leader.

You didn't know it, but "there were dinosaurs of every kind aboard Noah's ark."
Not only that, "some dinosaurs managed to hang around until just a few hundred years ago. The legend of St . George slaying the dragon? That probably was a dinosaur."

It's our understanding that the fearsome Tyrannosaurus Rex subsisted solely on watercress sandwiches and green tea. When Cain and Abel were little boys, they taught the family dinosaur to fetch a Frisbee.

Of course that was before their famous falling out.


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