Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Speak Memory
House Speaker Denny Hastert doesn't remember being told about the icky e-mails Rep. Mark Foley sent to teenage pages.
Sen. George Allen can't remember ever using the N-word.
Secretary of State Condi Rice doesn't remember being briefed by George Tenant on Osama bin Laden's plans to attack the United States.
The White House couldn't remember how many times Jack Abramoff had been there.
George Bush didn't remember being warned that Katrina might breach New Orleans' levees.
Donald Rumsfeld says he can't remember any of his generals asking for more troops.
Maybe they should change GOP to CRS.
Sen. George Allen can't remember ever using the N-word.
Secretary of State Condi Rice doesn't remember being briefed by George Tenant on Osama bin Laden's plans to attack the United States.
The White House couldn't remember how many times Jack Abramoff had been there.
George Bush didn't remember being warned that Katrina might breach New Orleans' levees.
Donald Rumsfeld says he can't remember any of his generals asking for more troops.
Maybe they should change GOP to CRS.
