Sunday, July 16, 2006
I'm With Stupid
Reportedly, with our intelligent design president, George W. Bush, now in his second term and unable to run again, Karl Rove is urging that the declining numbers of Republican candidates who still support the president's policies not hand out the ubiquitous "W" bumper stickers to campaign supporters in the upcoming election.
Our sources tell us Rove is pushing a plan to distribute "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts this time around. Halliburton, having lost a few of its no-bid contracts in Iraq, has reportedly won the contract to produce the new line of campaign gear.
Rove argues that the "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt is the perfect clothing accessory for people who are excited by the prospect of a gay rights constitutional amendment, know that the world was created in six day less than 10,000 years ago, doubt global warming, oppose stem cell research, believe we will (or already have) found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, or just want to build a great wall bigger than China's along our Mexican border.
A polo shirt with the "I'm With Stupid" logo will be available soon for well-heeled supporters --that upper 1 percent bracket who benefited from his tax breaks.
For those who still wish to purchase the "W" bumper sticker, The George Bush Online Store, advises that one of the major selling points is that they are "easy to remove."
The "W" bumper stickers are still available and can be purchased for $1.95 each. Discounts are available for those who purchase in quantity. No word yet on what the t-shirts will cost us.
Our sources tell us Rove is pushing a plan to distribute "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts this time around. Halliburton, having lost a few of its no-bid contracts in Iraq, has reportedly won the contract to produce the new line of campaign gear.
Rove argues that the "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt is the perfect clothing accessory for people who are excited by the prospect of a gay rights constitutional amendment, know that the world was created in six day less than 10,000 years ago, doubt global warming, oppose stem cell research, believe we will (or already have) found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, or just want to build a great wall bigger than China's along our Mexican border.
A polo shirt with the "I'm With Stupid" logo will be available soon for well-heeled supporters --that upper 1 percent bracket who benefited from his tax breaks.
For those who still wish to purchase the "W" bumper sticker, The George Bush Online Store, advises that one of the major selling points is that they are "easy to remove."
The "W" bumper stickers are still available and can be purchased for $1.95 each. Discounts are available for those who purchase in quantity. No word yet on what the t-shirts will cost us.
