Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Rush Limbaugh: A Stand Up Guy
"The Dominican Republic is one of the biggest sex tourism destinations in the world, thanks in part to Internet sites that extol the country as a "single man's paradise," according to an article by Julia Scheeres in Wired.
But that couldn't possibly have anything to do with why Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours at Florida's Palm Beach International Airport Monday after returning from the Dominican Republic with a bottle of Viagra in his luggage that -- oops he did it again -- somehow didn't have his name on the label.
Rush, we know, is a strong believer that "character matters" and that "leadership descends from character."
"[O]ur morality emanates from our Divine Creator, whose laws are not subject to amendment, modification, or rescission by man," Limbaugh wrote in in his 1992 book The Way Things Ought To Be. "Fundamental right and wrong, such as defined in the Ten Commandments ... is not arguable, nor should it be."
That's why we know this highly moral man, this defender of family values and all that is good and holy and right with America would not have broken one of the Ten Commandments by leading an impoverished Dominican prostitute into adultery.
But that couldn't possibly have anything to do with why Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours at Florida's Palm Beach International Airport Monday after returning from the Dominican Republic with a bottle of Viagra in his luggage that -- oops he did it again -- somehow didn't have his name on the label.
Rush, we know, is a strong believer that "character matters" and that "leadership descends from character."
"[O]ur morality emanates from our Divine Creator, whose laws are not subject to amendment, modification, or rescission by man," Limbaugh wrote in in his 1992 book The Way Things Ought To Be. "Fundamental right and wrong, such as defined in the Ten Commandments ... is not arguable, nor should it be."
That's why we know this highly moral man, this defender of family values and all that is good and holy and right with America would not have broken one of the Ten Commandments by leading an impoverished Dominican prostitute into adultery.
