Monday, September 26, 2005


Survey: Are You Possessed By Demons?

1. Do you smell foul odors?
Yes [ ] No [ ]
2. Are you homosexual?
Yes [ ] No [ ]
3. Do you deny Jesus of Nazareth is God?
Yes [ ] No [ ]
4. Do you read Red State Rabble?
Yes [ ] No [ ]

An answer of Yes to one or more of these questions, could indicate demonic possession according to psychologist Rex Rosenberg. Who, you are asking, is Rex Rosenberg? Why, he's Kansas' chief evaluator of who is committed to the state’s sexual predator program at Larned State Hospital.

Since Rosenberg took over evaluations at Larned four years ago, reports Eric Weslander in the Lawrence Journal World, the percentage of people labeled as sexual predators has skyrocketed.

(Okay, we just threw the Red State Rabble survey question in. It's not really on Rosenbergs survey, but, we're willing to bet, there are more than a few of you who would, in Carl Sagan's memorable phrase, like to light a candle in this demon haunted world.)


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