Monday, April 11, 2005
After the rapture, can I have your car?
Need a car? House? Bass Boat? Some of us "left behinders" might have the opportunity to own a slightly used car (maybe even a Hummer) and other valuable property sooner than we thought.
According to the Rapture Index, the prophetic speedometer of end-time activity, as of April 4, the index stands at 153, not as high as the record of 182 set on September 24, 2001, but way above the record low set on December 12, 1993 (Hey, wasn't Clinton president then?)
Here's a guide to the numbers:
According to the Rapture Index, the prophetic speedometer of end-time activity, as of April 4, the index stands at 153, not as high as the record of 182 set on September 24, 2001, but way above the record low set on December 12, 1993 (Hey, wasn't Clinton president then?)
Here's a guide to the numbers:
- Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
- Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
- Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
- Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts
Hey, if you fasten your seatbelt, will that keep you from flying up to heaven?